Patrick Gage Kelley

Spock! Where are you? Quick snap! I will check my lifeform detector. Oh there you are, you metallic mass 2 meters long. There you are all cylindrical in shape. There you are, not just metallic but made of Terminium which I am told is what they case photon torpedoes with. Silly computer, just saying “metallic mass” when you really know what metal it is! I bet you even know the mass.

But Spock, there you are, in a pile of giant slug snakes. No wait, that is not you – there you are a few feet away in the middle of a snowy desert place. Oh and you are a little boy, and the young grow so quickly these days. Spock to find you, I sacrificed my son, and blew up my starship, but now you are back and the movie is over.

Also can anyone name three real-world devices that actually have a self-destruct? And I am talking serious explosion, not just a stop working permanently button.